Tony Boloney Waffles Scibelli
(This was sent to me and I wanted to share it with my readers…added a bit of my own spin to it)
If a dog was our teacher, we would learn stuff like:
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
When it’s in our best interest, practice obedience.
Let others know when they’ve invaded our territory.
TAKE NAPS
Stretch before rising.
Run, romp, and play daily.
Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
On hot days, drink a lot of water and lie under a shady tree.
When we’re happy, dance around, and wag our entire body.
Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when we’ve had enough. (yeah, right)
Be loyal. Never pretend to be something we’re not.
When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle him/her gently.
When we’re having a bad day, lick our balls.
(and for the women…we know what to do…)