My hands are tied. (not literally) I want to tell you about a date I had, but I can’t. I told him about this blog. I’m a blabber mouth. My stupid ego made me. How can I make fun of …
Banter is everything to me. Funny banter. I say this. He says that. We collapse (not literally) in laughter. I took for granted that all couples do it – like sex. On both fronts I was wrong. (People confide in …
On line dating may not require hair and make-up but it’s ridiculously time consuming. Scanning profiles and photos is like looking at a police line up, but instead of picking out the serial killer we hope to choose the cop.…
I posted this photo of me. I hope nobody notices that there’s a hand growing out of my shoulder. I went and did it. Yes. I joined TWO dating services, eharmony.com and Plentyof fish.com. Filling out the questionnaire made me …
Someone in the news today said that John McCain is about yesterday and Barack Obama is about the future. After spending this past weekend in Florida I’m feeling much more future orientated in my own little world and therefore I’m …
All right – so I put the ca bosh on sex with Hector. It may be something I’ll regret especially considering I tell Jackie and Doug “We regret the things we don’t do more than the things we do.” Ah, …
He’s 23 and he wants me. Yes. You heard me twenty-three years old. Even to a cougar this would be smutty. A score, but smutty. A smutty score. The odds are that Hector won’t be reading this blog. English is …
I heard that photos are the most googled. People don’t care about reading the text. They want to look at the image. Sarah Palin (Don’t get me started…) is now the “person most googled” Although, she may be grouped in …
Marty & Me Marty Fischer was my friend for more than 20 years. He died of a heart attack Monday night at age 61. He was the big brother I never had. I did have a big sister, who was …
72% of widows move within the first two years. hahahaha…I just made up that statistic. How would I know? Many non-widows (is that like non-Jews? ) suggest I sell the house and start fresh. We bought this house 21 years …